So the other day I was sitting around with my friends Kristen and David, and we were drinking Bacardi Orange Rum. So, as it turns out, I became very drunk. And I started drawing. In my drunken stupor, I decided that when one dies and is going up to heaven, one first travels up a long curvy yellow half-pipe-type tube, with little already-dead people waving at you through windows. Now, I also picture the little dead dude going "Hey! What's the ultimate truth, you know, cause now I dead, so I should know!"
At which, someone replies "TRUTH!? YOU WANT THE TRUTH? LINCOLN WAS A DRUNK!"
Thanks. The End. (ACTUAL STICK FIGURES WILL COME!)